“Where to now?”
Fore, aft, side, side, anterior-
Cruising cross country,
ice cream and popsicle scones,
the politicians representing us are,
The dawning of 2011 was welcome yet rather uneventful, yet ardvarks and antelopes await,
With love in their hearts,
but not in their asses or farts.
Mr. Pop TART!
That circumnavigation of your sphlenum,
split like the coconut milk down the forked trough-
A bough of Sage and Holly,
shall decorate, invigorate;
Banter and no folly!
Good giggity golly—
Polly, Mollie, Wally, or Nelly;
One of you come quickly.
After we get your help,
we shall sit to eat,
laugh and be joyously silly!